Here are Some Jokes!

Here are some Cross the Road Jokes!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to KFP! (Kentucky Fried People!)

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chickens foot!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens weren't invented yet!

Why did the pool cross the road?

Because it overflowed!

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop!

Why did the Superhero cross the road?

Because the chicken was mugging someone on the other side!

Knock-Knock!

Knock-knock

Who's There?

Boo

Boo Who?

Stop crying and I'll tell you!

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Let me in

Let me in who?

I don't have time for silly games! let me in!

Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Flowers

Flowers who?

Flour's empty!

Riddles & Brain Teasers!

1. Your driving a train from Adelaide to Ipswich. You already have 11 people on board.

You stop at the first station and pick up 6 people and 2 get off. You continue on to Melbourne. At the Melbourne station you pick up 18 people and 8 people get off.

You keep going onto Sydney and when you arrive 7 people get on and 3 get off.

You have reached your destination in Ipswich and 13 people get off and the rest of the people stay for the next trip.

What is the drivers favourite Colour?

What ever yours is! You're the driver! (If you don't understand look at the first line. Read it carefully.)

2. If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a red house is made out of red bricks, a purple house is made out of purple bricks, an orange house is made out of orange bricks and a brown house is made out of brown bricks, what is a green house made of?

Glass! (A greenhouse is where you grow plants.)

3. An electric train travels North for 30 kilometres. It then travels West for 60  kilometres. It turns a right 90 degree angle and travels 10 kilometres. It is currently travelling North. Which way is the smoke going.?

There is no smoke! It's an electric train! 

Any Jokes at all!

What do you get when you have a terrier in Boston?

A Boston Terrier!

How do you contact a fish?

Drop it a line!

Why did the Shepherd get on a boat to Germany?

Because it was a German Shepherd!

What did the lion say when he saw the hunter asleep?

Breakfast in bed!

What do you get when you cross a bird with a turtle?

A Turtle Dove!

Why didn't the skeleton go bungy jumping?

Because he had no guts!

Why did the spider get a computer?

To make his own website!

Why are chef's so mean?

Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream!

Where should you take a sick boat?

To the doc!

Why does my chocolate cake bark?

Because my dogs name is Cocoa!